Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Lauren Green, Dan Gainor, and All the Fucking Evil Retards Who Watch and Work At Fox News

I just watched Lauren Green's interview with Reza Aslan. Then I read Dan Gainor's defense of her. Then I went over to Amazon and looked at the "reviews" of Aslan's book.

And HOLY SHIT.

I guess the first thing I should say is that maybe Aslan was a damn idiot for going on that channel in the first place. I don't know what he was thinking.

Because everybody who works for that channel is a FUCKING EVIL RETARD. I don't really know a better way to put it. A FUCKING EVIL RETARD. And except for maybe some little old ladies who are actually really nice people but are scared and alone and are thus easy targets for the FUCKING EVIL RETARDS who work at Fox News, everyone who WATCHES Fox News is a FUCKING EVIL RETARD too.

First of all, Republican Christians love to write about Muslims. They love to write about Democrats. White people love to write about black people.

But when a Muslim writes about Christians, or a black person writes about whites, or a Democrat writes about Republicans, well then, WHOA, NELLY!!! THAT'S BIASED!!!

It's kind of like how these same asshole retards think of food: Chinese people eat Chinese food, Indians eat Indian food, and white people eat "normal" food.

Here's a clue for you FUCKING EVIL RETARDS. Everyone is biased. Muslims are biased. Black people are biased. Democrats are biased. AND SO ARE YOU, WHITEY.

That doesn't mean, however, that you can't write scholarly academic works about things that you're not. I mean, none of us are fucking ancient Romans, so then how the fuck, according to your bullshit ideas, could anyone write about ancient Rome without some agenda? You descended from Gauls or Britons or some shit like that, so obviously YOU MUST HATE ROME, according to your thinking.

That's bullshit. That's retarded.

Notice how the so-called geniuses who get on that channel touting their books about how the Muslims and blacks are GONNA GET YOU are never challenged on the basis of being Christian honkeys. If you're going to get down in Aslan's ass about being a Muslim, then shouldn't you work over the Christians who write about Muslims?

Of course not. Because Chinese people eat Chinese food, and whitey eats normal food.

Now your FUCKING EVIL RETARDS who watch Fox News may not know better, because they're DUMBER THAN A FUCKING BAG OF HAMMERS. But the FUCKING EVIL RETARDS who WORK AT Fox (well, most of them) definitely DO KNOW. And that's what makes them even MORE EVIL than the dummies who watch. The whole reason they get up in the morning is to fan the flames of hatred and ignorance.

Second of all, just because you believe in some bullshit hocus pocus with all your heart doesn't mean that it's true. In fact, I'm here to tell you that it's NOT true.

Jesus did not die on the cross and come back to life.

Jesus did not bring other people back from the dead.

Jesus did not turn the water into wine, or walk on the water, or any of that other bullshit.

Also, Mohammed didn't do any of the magical horseshit people say he did. That rock in Mecca that everyone runs around 10 times or whatever is just some dumb meteorite.

And Moses didn't go up on any fucking mountain and talk to fucking God and get some rocks from him with shit written on them.

NONE OF THAT STUFF REALLY HAPPENED.

It's fine with me if you want to believe it. I don't care. Be a dumbass. BUT LEAVE OTHER PEOPLE THE FUCK ALONE ABOUT THE BULLSHIT MAGICAL SHIT YOU BELIEVE.

I got nothing else to say, other than FUCK YOU.

1 comment:

  1. Well, after reading this screed, I have added you to my bookmarks bar!

    Actually, it was kind of scary: Between the gratuitous use of the F word, the utter contempt for Republicans, and the use of capital letters as emphasis, for a second I thought that I HAD WRITTEN THIS!!

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