Monday, April 15, 2013

Hugh Howey and the Fucking Online PC Taliban

So this Hugh Howey author dude writes a post about how this woman annoyed him at a conference. In the post he called her a bitch, and the whole Internet went nuts condemning him for it.

Jesus Christ, you people are worse than a bunch of fucking Southern Baptists.

You're worse than the fucking Puritans. I'll bet half of you were busy making scarlet letters to make Howey wear around his goddamn neck.

It was like the Internet had turned into my mom. IF YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING NICE, DON'T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL. TSK, TSK. TSK TSK.


Save your outrage for people who want to feed the Jews into ovens and shit like that. Your TSK, TSKING is fucking appalling.

He didn't name the woman. How do you know she wasn't a bitch? She sure sounded like a bitch. But OH NO, YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD, say the motherfucking word police. Christ, it's like the people who  say "she passed" instead of "she died." YO, SHE DEAD, BITCHES.

"Bitch" is so NOT like the N word. It's not a racial slur. It's behavior-based. Yeah, it tends to be applied to women, but not always. For instance, you're all my motherfucking bitches for your ridiculous behavior, whether you're a dude or lady or whateverz. Dickhead is usually a term for the dudes. So is prick. We're really going to get into whether one word is worse than the other? WHY DON'T YOU JUST STOP USING THAT FILTHY LANGUAGE ALTOGETHER? Hey, fuck you, Mom!

There are lot of bitches in the world. A lot of bastards too. A lot of shitasses, a lot of motherfuckers, a lot of cocksuckers. Oh no, can I not say "cocksucker" anymore? That offends the lads and ladies who like to suck cock? What about the people who really like assholes? What about the people who like to fuck their moms? Don't they have feelings too?

The worst thing is, YOU motherfuckers like to go around telling other people how they're small-minded and intolerant. Usually, those people ARE small-minded and intolerant, and they need to stop fucking being that way, or at least leave other people the hell alone.  "IF YOU DON'T LIKE THOSE BAD WORDS OR THOSE BOOBIES ON TV, YOU CAN JUST TURN IT OFF. IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE SCAT PORN, DON'T CLICK THAT LINK." Isn't that what you say?

So where do you get off turning into the goddamn language police? NO, NO, SAY DOUBLE PLUS UNGOOD PERSON. You really want a world where people eat turds live on the Internet, but no one can call a bitch a bitch?


Oh. So it was hurtful. Does that mean that not only could he not call her a bitch, but he should have avoided any kind of account that might have upset that woman in the least little way? Is that really what you're saying?

The fucking outrage was so bad Howey even took down his post. So congratulations! Your PC crowdsourced filtering accomplished its mission. And what was even more appalling were the comments on his apology. YOU SOUND SINCERE, BUT WE'RE WATCHING YOU FROM NOW ON.


And also, shit. Bitch. Bastard. Goddamn. Cock. Cunt. Motherfucker. Cockass. Shitass. Dickhead. Jesus H Fucking Christ.

Oh, and FUCK YOU.